Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
