I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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