There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
