Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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