Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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