Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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