do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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