thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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