Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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