You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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