My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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