Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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