How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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