I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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