Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
How naked do you want me to be?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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