Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
vagina is talking i cant
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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