Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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