oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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