I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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