whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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