Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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