I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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