drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
