Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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