I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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