He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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