porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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