So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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