I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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