There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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