In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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