We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
this is an emotional support booty call
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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