In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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