i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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