WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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