The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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