Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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