So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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