Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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