Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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