Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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