I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
And then my night got REAL pukey
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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