Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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