Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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