The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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