I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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