And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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