Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
