Cold hands, warm shart.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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