she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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