You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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