haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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