Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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