But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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