Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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